| Mark Smith joined the band years ago purely by accident. The band set their instruments too close to the dart board, and before the 2nd song, Mark was attached to the microphone.
His wild antics on stage are superceded only by the strength of his grip on his plastic tumbler. Scientists have no explanation to the origins of his "girly" voice, nor can they explain the relative size of his thumbs... no correlation can be cited.
Turn-Ons: Volleyball, Crock Pot Cuisine, Mario Cart, Unicorns, and Chauffers.
Turn-Offs: Greasy Sandpaper, Phil's Body Odor, Global Warming, Triple-17's
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